Kameraad Mhambi watched the rugby game between the Boks and the British and Irish Lions this weekend. The press on these isles are in a tizz because Schalk Burger ‘gouged’ the Lions wing, and was not sent off.
The Bok’s coach Peter de Villiers responded:
“Do we really respect the game? If not, why don’t we all go to the nearest ballet shop and get some nice tutus, get a great dancing show going on, no eye-gouging, no tackling, no nothing and then we will all enjoy it.”

See a video of his response here.

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Schalk Burger has zero self control… But I must admit, I’d probably watch a game of tutu rugby.
Beeaaassstttt!